Spectacles of Power

Here’s my question: Does Pearle Vision have some sort of discount for tinhorn third world dictators? They must get the same catalog in the mail. Take a look: Maybe they have the same HMO. [UPDATE] Fidel, too? Is there some sort of International Socialist Optometrist Society I’m unaware of? [UPDATE] Papa Kim gets in on [...]

Posted by Doug on March 20th, 2003 | No Comments Posted in Blogger Import, Humor, Politics

Dogs. Cats. [God's] good pleasure. I’ll explain more in the morning.

Posted by Doug on March 16th, 2003 | No Comments Posted in Blogger Import, General

Chirac PS

Best. Fark. Photoshop. Ever. View with caution, as I got some very strange looks from coworkers as I tried to stifle my guffaws. Dig it.

Posted by Doug on March 14th, 2003 | No Comments Posted in Blogger Import, Humor

Saddam Heisman pt. II

So, I’m just wondering, how often does Saddam Hussein get to Northeast Philadelphia?

Posted by Doug on March 14th, 2003 | No Comments Posted in Blogger Import, General

Saddam Heisman(?)

I saw a great bilboard on I95 North tonight. It featured a large picture of Saddam Hussein on the left side, striking an almost Heisman-worthy pose. The text read (and I’m paraphrasing here, as I can’t remember the exact words): Mister Hussein: Give Peace A Chance Go Into Exile The sight so suprised me that [...]

Posted by Doug on March 13th, 2003 | No Comments Posted in Blogger Import, Humor, Politics

Shouting At The Radio

I don’t know why I don’t learn my lesson. Tonight, as is commonplace between the months of October and June, 770 WABC out of NYC cut The Buzz short to broadcast Devils hockey. In these circumstances, I’m faced with an awkward listening choice for my evening commute. Should I 1) listen to what passes for [...]

Posted by Doug on March 13th, 2003 | No Comments Posted in Blogger Import, Politics
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