Top Signs That Philly Is Taking This Super Bowl Thing Way Too Seriously

I’m not making any of these up.

• Window dummies in bridal shops have Eagles helmets and jerseys over top of the wedding attire
• Random citizens stand out by main thoroughfares waving giant Eagles banners at passersby
• 75% of the congregation at my church wore Eagles jerseys to church
• The closing “hymn” at my Sunday morning service was “Fly Eagles Fly”

Gah.