Gastronomic Dementia Avoidance Techniques

A word of advice, if I may:

One should avoid eating Trader Joe’s Shredded Beef and Bean Burritos within a few hours of going to bed unless one really enjoys dreaming about being fired for bringing a female visitor in to work who, unbeknownst to anyone, is actually a practicioner of shaolin kung fu on a mission to extricate vengeance from her father’s killer who just happens to work at one’s company. The ensuing piles of henchmen corpses and shards of plate glass windows offer ample cause for Dutch Royal Shell to terminate their contracts with one’s company, as their contracts all contain a boilerplate “no kung fu will be tolerated” clause.

Just FYI.

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