Oi! ‘Ands Off Me Goods!

It’s a generally known fact that residents of Britain are rather constrained in how they can defend house and home, with the UK having some of the most stringent firearm laws in any Western nation. I had no idea it was bad enough, though, that enterprising businesspersons have taken to selling self-defense tables. Looks handy for slaying dragons, too, if it comes down to it…