Hey Jerkface

Yeah, you there. Stop printing out 75 page stock prospectii on the printer in my area. We’re behind a card-keyed door, so you can’t even get to the bloody thing, yet day after day you print out veritable tomes of useless information. My two page printouts get lost in the shuffle and you deplete the paper stores. Can you spell “inappropriate use of company assets”?
So stop it.