Toddler Observation Of The Day, Occasioned By The Consuming Of Potato/Cheese-Filled Dumplings

I am paraphrasing here, but:

Pierogies, while certainly fierce in their own right, differ from the mighty T. Rex primarily in their lack of teeth or, indeed, any discernible biting abilities whatsoever.
Also, they lack spines, unlike the porcupine. They are good to share and eat, in any event.