The Man From UNCLE

There she is, my little niece. My wife, kids and I climbed into the van yesterday evening and ran up to the Lehigh Valley to get our first look at our new niece/cousin. My brother and sister-in-law decided upon “Laney Beth” as their name — she’s a cute ‘un, just a little peanut, really, at [...]

More Ai-yuh Kerry

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I R SERIOUS UNCLE. THIS R SERIOUS POST.

It’s official: my brother and sister-in-law gave birth to their first child, a daughter, this evening. She’s a little under two weeks early and weighed a reported 5 lbs. 1 oz. She was delivered by emergency C-section and they had to put my sister-in-law under fully, so they haven’t yet revealed the name, as sis-in-law [...]

You’ve Been… THUNderSTRUCK!

Whoa. Somebody got ahold of an extremely high-speed camera and captured footage of a lightning bolt, from cloud-borne inception to final strike. Dig it: I love how the initial bolts meander slowly until one of them makes contact with the ground, at which point the entire charge of the strike takes that path in a [...]

Barack-Rolled

Forget Rickrolling, you’ve been Barack-rolled! Bwahahaha!

Think A Happy Thought

I’ve made no bones about my general dislike for John “Maverick” McCain nor my sore disappointment at his ascendancy to the GOP presidential ticket. However, I believe that I have found my Peter-Pan-flying-happy-thought/Harry-Potter-produce-a-patronus-thought concept that will allow me to pull the lever for McCain this November. Well, to be truthful, it’s two thoughts. First off, [...]

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