The Onion: Forgot to Bring Tha Funny
I guess there was considerable mourning in The Onion's offices when news of Schwarzenegger's electoral victory reached their ears. What else could explain their thinly-veiled character assasination piece of the Governator?
I guess the staff needed to be given a break from the long, arduous task of being funny and instead granted an [...]
Note:
I don't think it's physically possible for the new Fedora Beta to kick any more butt than it does. RedHat 8.0 was a step in the right direction, RH9 was almost there.
Fedora 1.0 is going to rock.
Useful Advice of the Day
If you plan on attending a premier of Mel Gibson's Passion of Jesus Christ, I would avoid standing next to Jim Caviezel.
Just a tip.
Take Your Blood Pressure Meds First
This makes me physically ill: Did I Violate the Partial-Birth Abortion Ban?
The smugness, the clinical "precision" of this article and the barely contained excitement that this monster uses to describe the taking of a human life is beyond contemptible. It is vile beyond description. Perhaps Mr. Hern would have liked [...]
Note to McDonald's: you sell food, not image. I'm sorry to say, but carrying a Mickey D's bag down the street just doesn't sport the caché of, say, wearing Air Jordans.
In other words, fire your ad man, cause "I'm [hatin'] it."
I Bet It Was…
Don't know if I should be finding this as humorous as I do, but here goes:
A convicted child molestor (Kevin Kinder) was beaten into an uncoscious state by a former victim of his when he was placed in a holding cell with the former victim.
And here's the best quote from the story:
The former [...]
Then again, maybe not…
Perhaps all of this John Street business really is just about wanton corruption.
Hey, either way, if Street goes down, in court or on Election Day, I'll be extremely happy.
