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Helpful Campaign Advice

Posted by Doug on September 23rd, 2004

Senator Kerry:

Some words of advice.

Fire.

Your.

Handlers.

NOW.

(If not sooner…)

As always, click the pics for full-size versions.

UPDATE:

Further advice:
Football Fans for Truth and I would like to advise you to

Stay.

Away.

From.

Footballs.

Oh, and firepoles too.

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1. Brad Thursday, September 23, 2004

   Next post have a bunch of clips of Kerry smiling and make it for an ExLax commercial, I swear he looks constipated when he “attempts” to smile.

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