A Quiet Moment Of Contemplation
Have you ever sat down, taken an honest assessment of your life and thought to yourself:
“What idiot left me in charge? And what fool gave me a salary? I shouldn’t be trusted with a paper route, let alone an adult’s life!”
and then, confronted with a sense of your own mortality and the loss of your childhood and the innocence that accompanied it, fired up Bejeweled 2 because, you know, all that existential stuff is just a bit too heady for you right now?
I’m just asking.














No, no. I’m good with paper routes.
No no Doug’s not good, he drags his friends out and crashes cars at 5 MPH!