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What. The. Heck?

Posted by Doug on March 8th, 2005

Optimus Prime: another life claimed by ~~colon~~ prostate cancer.

That might possibly be the oddest sentence I’ve ever comitted to screen or paper.

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Lawton Wednesday, March 09, 2005

â€œA prostate specific antigen blood test and a two second look at your tailpipe can save your life,â€ said Atkins.

Oh, it’s just a 2 second look at your rectum. You’ll go gay for a few seconds. You’ll wish you were dead but remember the pain forever. J/K

When I have to get my buttwhole looked at, (it’s actually the new medical stadard to call it ‘buttwhole’ (you do have to pronounce it Boot-whol-ay, though), I’m going to lube it up with some of that stuff anal surfers use so kill all feeling. Aparently, that stuff works. (My lovely financee went to a sex toy party. Good stories.)
Andrea Piernock Barrish Wednesday, March 09, 2005

I saw that link on Adult Swim the other night and couldn’t get to it. Thanks for the link. Oh I wish I’d seen that sooner.
Doug Wednesday, March 09, 2005

That’s so pleasant, Lawton.

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