Gustatory Assault And Battery
"Sir, put down the burrito and step away from the car!"
Heh:
CLOVIS, N.M. - A call about a possible weapon at a middle school prompted police to put armed officers on rooftops, close nearby streets and lock down the school. All over a giant burrito.
Someone called authorities Thursday after seeing a boy carrying something long and [...]
Does Not Compute
Donald Rumsfeld drumming up support for our troops beside… Captain America and Spiderman?
Noble sentiment, geeky implementation and hilarious pictures. Who could ask for more?
Source: Say Anything.
"The Scream" And "Madonna" Burned By Filthy Philistine Art Thieves
Tragic news, if true.
Some people are worse than scum.
Elevated Political Discourse
Isn't the Left fun these days? From calling well-respected Evangelican Christians "the anti-Christ" to hoping that syndicated talk show host Laura Ingraham dies of breast cancer to actively wishing that Zell Miller's visit to the hospital portends dire consequences for his health, they've really got the "compassionate" bases covered.
Sheesh.
Rest Is Good For The Strongly-Opinionated Syndicated Columnist's Soul
James Lileks took a break from writing Bleats for good portion of March and April in order to finish an upcoming book. 'Twould appear as if the brief sojourn has done wonders for his pontificating side. Since his return, Lileks has eviscerated anti-Papists and "reform-minded" "Catholics", delievered a crushing blow to the [...]
Sounds Like A Plan To Me
Pink License Plates Proposed For Ohio Sex Offenders. From the article:
The pink plates could help notify police — and parents — of another type of offender.
"It identifies them," said Rep. Michael DeBose, (D) 12th District. "The primary reason they can prey is because they're camouflaged from who they really are."
Great idea. [...]
