Democracy, Whisky, (Emphasis On) Sexy!
Or: The Shape of Days takes a whack at the Islamofascist hornets' nest
Jeff Harrell slightly altered his site's design today, removing his childhood mugshot and replacing it with a shot of Jessica Simpson from this month's GQ. He goes into quite a bit of detail as to how he accomplished this feat, in the [...]
Stimulus -> Response
After being rescued from the clutches of vicious jihadists by valiant members of the US military, do you:
Whine and cry.
Blame the Coalition and, in particular, America for creating the situation in Iraq that lead to your kidnapping.
Thank your lucky stars that you were rescued and vow never to venture outside of your house again.
Hire bounty [...]
How To Win Friends And Influence People, NY Style
I'm no politician, but I think it's generally a poor idea to call your constituents "idiots" to their (virtual) faces.
Also, it's generally a good idea to familiarize yourself with the intricacies of an email client before sending out potentially incendiary communiques.
Heh.
"God Bless This Honorable Court!"
…For, while I may condemn their "Ten Commandments" decisions, lo, they have reaped many comedic benefits!
Jeff Goldstein:
9 Favorite snack foods enjoyed by recent Supreme Court ruling majorities
1. (By rule of law, I’m allowed to take your) Devil Dogs
2. Reese’s Pieces
3. Tropical Fruit-flavored Starburst fruit chews
[...]
Oh, How Quickly We Forget!
It's always tough when a good friend decides to perpetrate open slander upon your good character, but I never expected it from Brad!
Well, sir, consider your challenge accepted! Those who call their friends' high school behavior "sorry" might want to mind their tongues, lest said friends remind them that they:
Memorized the exact combo necessary [...]
"Pulling An Iorio"
Back in high school, I knew a kid by the name of Brian Iorio. Brian was a decent enough sort in most contexts, but he became a bit of a hard case to deal with when any amount of competition was involved. He was a fairly sore winner, with a tendency to gloat [...]
