OfficeGuns: Point Away From Face.

Posted by Doug on January 4th, 2006

OfficeGuns - for those of you without an office anti-violence policy. Who knew those little black spring clips were so, well, MacGyver? (Did I just coin the use of "MacGyver" as an adjective?)

Posted in Asides, Humor, Work
Tagged as: Asides,Humor,MacGyver,OfficeGuns,Work

Get a Trackback link

No Comments Yet

You can be the first to comment!

Now Listening
Davy Crockett In Outer Space by They Might Be Giants, over 24 hours ago
Robots by They Might Be Giants, over 24 hours ago
Davy Crockett In Outer Space by They Might Be Giants, over 24 hours ago
Go for G! by They Might Be Giants, over 24 hours ago
Rated by Strong Bad, over 144 hours ago
The Ghosts That Haunt Me by Crash Test Dummies, over 144 hours ago
The Country Life by Crash Test Dummies, over 144 hours ago
Now Reading
Planned books:
- Zodiac by Neal Stephenson
- Simple Church: Returning to God’s Process for Making Disciples by Thom S. Rainer
- Experiencing God: Knowing And Doing The Will Of God by Henry T. Blackaby
- Shepherding a Child’s Heart by Tedd Tripp
Current books:
- Raising a Modern-Day Knight: A Father’s Role in Guiding His Son to Authentic Manhood by Robert Lewis
- The Pursuit of God by Aiden W. Tozer
- The Black Hand: A Barker by Will Thomas
Recent books:
- The Hellfire Conspiracy: A Novel by Will Thomas
- The Limehouse Text: A Novel by Will Thomas
- That Hideous Strength (Space Trilogy (Paperback)) by C.S. Lewis
- To Kingdom Come: A Novel by Will Thomas
- Some Danger Involved: A Novel by Will Thomas
View full Library
Meta

On The Front Page
- Wocka Wocka Wocka!
  published on Sep 16th, 2008 in Humor
  Britain's Daily Star solicited "Britain's Worst Jokes" and this poor showing was the result. The Fark thread linking to the contest, however, is chock full of atrociously enjoyable puns and jokes.
  Enjoy.
- Wheeeee!
  published on Sep 12th, 2008 in Humor, Videos
  Regular awesome: diving boards. Extremely awesome: people-flingin' catapults:
- Seven Years Later
  published on Sep 11th, 2008 in Observations
  Today hurt. This beautiful Thursday was eerily reminiscent of that clear Tuesday seven years ago.
  I've little to say, other than that the Big Picture's collection of 9/11-related photos is well worth a look.
- Master Your Vocabulary
  published on Sep 9th, 2008 in Friends, Humor, Politics
  …Or your vocabulary will become your master. Or summat like that, I dunno.
  Seems as though Aron was terribly, mysteriously ahead of the curve when he called out our current crop of politicians for their overuse of The Sphinx's favorite rhetorical device. Slate has put a name to the tactic (it's called antimetabole, [...]
- Schadenfreudentasticken
  published on Sep 8th, 2008 in Music
  Regular readers will recall that I've had TEH HATEZ0Rs for WJJZ for a long time and, I must say, the only thing better than having it go off the air once is…
  
  Having it go off-air a second time.
  So it's only a mild step up, from "smooth jazz" to "adult soft rock", but a step's a [...]
- This Browser Is… So HEAVY!
  published on Sep 4th, 2008 in Books, Humor, Military, Politics, Video Games, Videos
  …Heavy with links! It's time, folks, for another massive download of Links Of Interest that I've managed to pack-ratsave for your enjoyment, so here goes.
  Near-zero-G Mentos & Diet Coke! Yay, science!
  
  I've run into some funny automated censorship software in the past (the old America's Army forums had a particularly aggressive one, so much [...]
- Cybernetic Change We Can Believe In
  published on Sep 2nd, 2008 in Humor, Politics, Television
  We've already noted the overt visual similarities between John McCain and Saul Tigh, but this weekend's All-Sarah-Palin-All-The-Time Media Circus caused several observant bloggers (whose names/URLs I've unfortunately Cmd+W'd and thus are lost to the ether) to note a not dissimilar look between Laura Roslin and Sarah Palin. This, of course, forced me to roll [...]

Literal Barrage is powered by WordPress 2.6.2 and Elbee Elgee

Literal Barrage is Digg proof thanks to caching by WP Super Cache!

Literal Barrage

OfficeGuns: Point Away From Face.

No Comments Yet

Leave a comment

Search

Recent Comments

Possibly Related

Quick Archives

Quick Categories

Now Listening

Now Reading

Planned books:

Current books:

Recent books:

Meta

On The Front Page

Elbee Elgee Development

Google Reader

del.icio.us