Who Exactly Is The "One-Eyed Got"?
And why ain't no woman like her?
Let's not even get started on Gladly the Cross-Eyed Bear…
Faith, Family, Friends.
And why ain't no woman like her?
Let's not even get started on Gladly the Cross-Eyed Bear…
The ending's a touch obvious, but still a nifty little bit of filmmaking:
…and the Philly Phanatic's Hot Dog Cannon:
Truly, we are living in an age of technological greatness.
I guarantee it:
So it's readily apparent that my blog output has been woeful as of late. I could come up with a litany of excuses as to why this is so, but truth be told, it's been a case of my heart not being in it.
Suffice it to say that Real Life Concerns have been weighing [...]
As I was attempting to install Server Admin on a Mac today, I came across this beaut of an error message:
Macs: user friendly, my eye.
…Only submachine-gun-packin', wheelchair-ridin', toodles-shootin' outlaw grandmas will have guns:
Heh.
Or is it "hoo-ah!"?
More of the second. Definitely.
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there was a cartoon, possibly a "far side" with a depiction of the elusive creature. circa 1993? What about the "doors" in the garden of eden, baby? oh yes and please excuse jimmi's "…excuse me while i kiss this guy"
oops my bad, innagodavita is iron butterfly
Of course, any discussion of misheard lyrics is incomplete without a link to KissThisGuy.com.