Not That There's Anything Wrong With That!
So how was the top of Mt. Everest?
Faaabulousssss!
Bwahahaha.
Venom!
The Spiderman 3 trailer went live today. You know you have to see it.
(And yes, it's most definitely worth a watch or 5…)
From The Department Of Particularly Bad Ideas
I know, rather than educating people on proper firearm safety and coming to the realization that some people are morons no matter how many times you tell them not to look down the barrel of a loaded gun, let's password protect the bullets instead.
Sweet merciful Sun Tzu on a hydrogen-powered Segway, that's gotta be the [...]
Defusing A Potential Scandal With Humor
Rush Limbaugh was apparently "busted" re-entering the country carrying Viagra sans-prescription. He opened his show today with two quips (and here I'm paraphrasing):
"What I want to know is: how did Bob Dole's luggage get on my airplane?"
"My doctor must have misheard me. What I said was 'I am concerned about the upcoming election.'"
Of [...]
Brain. Hurts.
We've been over this a million times: some people have way, way too much time on their hands. As further evidence, I present a 2D representation of a 3D representation of a 4D house, constructed entirely using the tools provided to players of the massively-multiplayer chatroomvideogame Second Life:
Not a whole lot there, other than [...]
Who Exactly Is The "One-Eyed Got"?
And why ain't no woman like her?
Let's not even get started on Gladly the Cross-Eyed Bear…
Retroactive Self-Consciousness
I've noticed something about the way people talk to me over the last few years and it's started to bug me a bit.
First off, some context: I am what you might call a "person of size". It's not that I'm fat, per se, it's just that I'm big. I've got a bit of [...]
