You Get The Good With The Bad

Lest I leave you with the wrong impression, Will spends 99.9% of his time not being a poo-flinging imp. He's the sweetest, most cuddly and wonderful little 1-year-old that I've ever had the pleasure of knowing. And, he's cute, to boot (must get it from his mother…).
He is so well-behaved most of the [...]

My Worst Nightmare Has Indeed Come True

I now have concrete data on which to base the answer to my question: I'm raising a monkey-boy.
I neglected to replace Will's pajama pants this morning after his 5 AM diaper change and feeding, figuring that his room was plenty warm enough to allow for avoidance of the hassle incurred by trying to [...]

Here. We. Go. Again. (Here We Go Go Go, Here We Go Again)

I don't know if y'all had noticed it, but the performance of my site had been getting really bad over the past few weeks. Someone on my old server was being an absolute CPU hog, pushing the load on the server into the hundreds(!) at points. Dreamhost moved me to a new server (my [...]

'Member When The Canadians Weren't Pacifistic Hose-Heads?

Good times, good times.

Sometimes I miss the ol' USSR, if only for its hockey team. And it's position as primary supplier of movie villains. I mean, what's Miracle without the Red Army? Rocky IV without Ivan Drago? Spies Like Us without "Jerry Hadley" and "Bob Hodges"?
Nothing, man. Nothing.

*Pant* *Wheeze* *Pant* *Cough Cough*

Nothing quite like a mid-day fire drill with a quick 6 story upwards jaunt to remind one just how out of shape one has gotten.
Stupid sedentary lifestyle.

A Turning Of The Tables May Be In Order

CNN disgusts me. Their sickening justification for posting blatant jihadi propaganda snuff films of snipers shooting American troops in Iraq is simply appalling. "We know it's propaganda, but, well, it serves our political ends of making the war in Iraq seem bloody, senseless and hopeless. Anything to drop the Rethuglicans a few [...]

New "Ask A Ninja"

After an all-too-long hiatus (with no news as to what was going on), The Ninja has posted a new episode concerning the ninja recreational sport of choice: Niniature Golf". Go. Watch.