Revolutionizing The "Fat Guy" Role At Movie Theaters And Ballparks Everywhere

Posted by Doug on February 5th, 2007

No more skulking about like MacGyver with an allergy for overpriced concessions for me. Presenting: The Beer Belly. Perfect for Lehigh-Lafayette weekends, if'n you ask me.

Now I just need some extra-large coat pockets to stuff Milk Duds and Twizzlers into…