Literal Barrage

Tobias FünkeAnderson Cooper — nevernude? I'll let you be the judge:

Y[ou] can't be too careful, especially when you're high-profile anchorman Anderson Cooper. Cyber gossip Janet Charlton reports the white-haired CNN star regularly works out at the Equinox gym in the Time Warner Center, where he attracts a lot of attention from hard bodies of [...]

My household's run-ins with termites have been well-documented here. I say this because, like Punxsutawney Phil and the Easter Bunny, they're back for their yearly emergence. Except this time, the exterminators are coming over immediately, as, and I am not making this up, we were unable to see a large portion of our [...]

It's a veritable nexus of Internet Hipsterism, I tell ya, when The Mythbusters Ask A Ninja.

I think he's onto something there — Jamie just might be a robot!

I stumbled across Sumotori today and have to admit that I found myself giggling like a little girl as I participated in what is ostensibly a virtual "sumo" wrestling match but what more closely resembles, well, watch the preview video:

Heh. The two sumos are self-balancing and are controlled by just four keys - start [...]

It looks as though I may have spoken too soon yesterday. Owen has posted his thoughts on the [dis]continuation of the Philly WordPress Meetup — I probably should have solicited his honest opinions before posting as I did.
I can definitely sympathize with Owen's concerns — it stinks to be coming in from out [...]

Those of you that have attended Philadelphia WordPress Meetups in the past were probably notified by the folks over at Meetup that Owen Winkler has stepped down as the Philly WP organizer. This makes a good deal of sense, seeing as he has moved the bulk of his efforts over to Habari these days [...]

You just think that it's electrons or somesuch hooey moving your cursor around the screen, dontcha? You poor deluded souls — everyone knows it's done by little overworked men (well, in Japan, at least).
Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer approves.