Random Links: Little Rays Of Orthogonal Sunlight For Your Dreary Lives

Frank J. offers a FAQ from the White House in re: the forthcoming illegal-immigration amnesty- and crime-enablingreform bill. To wit:

Q. I'm concerned that the immigration bill focuses more on giving illegal immigrants amnesty than border protection. Does the President share these concerns?
A. The President doesn't hate brown people.
Q. This isn't a racial issue. Many [...]

Me? Piggyback? Never!

I've been stewing over this for a bit and, on word of Fred! Thompson officially announcing his intentions to run for Prez., I figured I'd make it official: gear.literalbarrage.org, your one-stop-shop for irreverent moichandise designed by Yours Truly. I'm feeling in a campaign-y sort of mood, so while you're there, take a look at [...]

A Memorial Day Photo That Tugs At The Heartstrings

I know I'm a day late in posting this, but I came across this picture on several sites, originally run at The Tennessean:

I'm Living In The Wrong State

Evidence just keeps cropping up that my wife is right and I simply need to bite the bullet and move to Texas. It's culturally, legally and politically far more amenable to those of my particular persuasions. For example, the state legislature sees the idiocy that is speeding cameras and reacts accordingly:

[T]he Lonestar State [...]

My Son: An Orator Of Singular Talent

Will has been getting increasingly verbal in the past couple of months, but unfortunately, it's of a peculiar sort. He has said "kitty", "cup", "ball", "truck" and a host of other words, but each and every one only once.
The words he drops are largely contextual — it's clear that he understands what [...]

Penny Arcade Game Trailer

The guys over at Penny Arcade have been working to bring Tycho and Gabe to "life" in an action-adventure game known as "On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness" and the preliminary trailer is a hoot:

It will ostensibly run on Mac, Linux and Windows, so you know I'll "ostensibly" be obtaining it and thus continuing my [...]

Bestest Fark Thread Evar

We've previously discussed the lolcats Internet meme briefly here before, so I won't go into its origins at the moment (citations for the development of said meme/macro/fad/"kitty pidgin" available here, here, here, here, here and here, if you're interested). However, I simply must point out the following "lolpresidents" thread over on Fark that has [...]