Tales From The Subconscious, Jet Lag Edition

5:30am, local time

Id: WAKE UP.

Ego: …*snrrrrk* Wha? Huh? Gah!

I: WE WAKE UP. NOW.

E: What the heck time is it… Idiot! It's bleedin' 5:30 in the bleedin' morning! Let's go back to sleep.

I: IS NOT. IS 8:30. HUNGRY. JOBS SPEAKING IN HOUR.

E: You moron. There's a 3 hour time difference. We should still be sleeping for at least another…

I: NOT BELIEVE YOU. WAKE WAKE WAKE WAKE WAKE WAKE WAKE WAKE…

E: All right, fine! I'm up! What do you want, you vestigial annoyance?

I: AM IS HUNGRY.

E: Okay, got it. Hungry for what?

I: I CAN HAS MCMUFFIN?

E: Very funny. You stay up all night long thinking of that one? Okay, here's the deal: I think I saw a BK across the street from the hotel. Will you shut up if I take you there and get you coffee and a breakfast sandwich?

I: IS FINE. I CAN HAS HASH BROWNS?

E: Shut up.

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4 Comments

  1. Agent Orange Monday, June 11, 2007

    I'm sorry but if you have Gollum as your Id you have bigger problems than I thought. McMuffin, my preciouses

  2. Joel Wednesday, June 13, 2007

    Is the "I can has…" thing based on the lolcats?

  3. Doug Wednesday, June 13, 2007

    Never! It's based on LOL BOTS, of course.

    *grin*

    (That's like so meta, man!)

  4. AndyOne Saturday, June 16, 2007

    Dude - try six hours in the opposite direction (across the pond) - man it messes you up. Or, for fun, come back home after a week there…

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