The Feminization Of America[n Authors]

I opened my email this morning and came across a Barnes & Noble [note: their name sounds infinitely better when pronounced with a thick Boston brogue. -ed.] email flier advertising the latest Stephen King novel. The flier featured the following prominent picture of Mr. King:

Stephen Kaaaang!

Now, normally, when I think "Stephen King", I think

Stephen King.

With the above-mentioned photo, though, all I'm picking up is

Dame Judi Dench

Creepy. I know King is the purported "master of horror", but c'mon, that's just freaky.

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