Just Covering The Bases

Bloomberg runs the obit for the still-alive Steve Jobs.
And no, he wasn't eaten by wolves, nor has Zimbabwe invaded.

Heh.

Wildly Inappropriate Bathroom Music Selections, August 2008 Edition

Thanks, WJJZ, for Marvin Gaye's "Sexual Healing" at 11:15 in the A.M. Nothing spices up a trip to the loo like that song, eh wot?

That's Not Particularly Statesman-like, Senator Obama!

From CNN's "breaking news" headlines area just now:

I mean, I know Joe Biden can be a bit of a bore at times, but adding insult to the whole not-choosing-him-for-Vice-President thing is just mean.
Heh. And the breathless press waits breathlessly for The One to breathily make His Veep Pronouncement.

Oh, Bravo, EA, Bra-vo!

When life hands you lemons, you make lemonade, right? So if life hands you glitches, you make… glitchade?

Sacriliciousness aside, that there's some good humor. Well-played, EA Sports, well-played.

Your Tax Dollars At Work: NASA Redefines "EPIC FAIL"

Sure, it's no $400 million weather satellite, but NASA's test of the new Orion vehicle's parachute system is certainly up there in the "ouch" department — the high speed fall from 25,000 with precisely zero successful chute deployments is downright hilarious to watch. One can almost envision Buster being pulled from the wreckage with [...]

Useless Timewaster Of The Day

What's your Swedish furniture name?

Variations On A Theme

Along the lines of yesterday's efforts, Merlin Mann linked to a new artistic trend: placing baby/toddler faces in old yearbooks to comedic/frightening effect.
Here's my quick attempt using my children as guinea pigs: