Literal Barrage

When life hands you lemons, you make lemonade, right? So if life hands you glitches, you make… glitchade?

Sacriliciousness aside, that there's some good humor. Well-played, EA Sports, well-played.

I've been boycotting the Beijing Olympics because, well, the whole thing's a giant sham meant to legitimize a horrendous, totalitarian regime. Seems like ESPN's Rick Reilly agrees with me. I'd offer a blockquote from the story, except it's one giant image, so let this pullquote from the beginning suffice, then head over and [...]

One of our church's two softball teams repeated as league champions last night. The wife, kids and I were in attendance to cheer our team on, as Riverside (Green) beat Chelten Baptist 11-6.
Here's to hoping both Green and Blue make it into the playoffs next year.

Or, at least, it certainly did funny things to Mark Littell's head (see: NuttyBuddy).
For reference's sake:

Yes indeedy, 'cause taking a fastball to the groin is a sane, rational thing to do. The above-linked PopSci article claims the genius is even going to go so far as to fire a bullet into a NuttyBuddy while [...]

Oops.
Heh. Cap'n Cutoff and his merry band of overachieving "unstoppables" finally met their match.
The sweetness of two separate Mannings ending two consecutive seasons for the Pats is also delicious, n'est pas?
'Gratz to the Giants on the biggest upset in Super Bowl history.

League: Fulford's Heroes
Hiphopopotamuses defeated Killer Sheep, 149.55 to 77.40.
League: RSGFFCL
Rhymenocerouses defeated Bruschi Bunch, 104.75 to 82.37.
Randy Moss came up huge in both leagues for me this week, sweeping me to victory. Had I had the foresight to start Patrick Crayton (picked up off the waivers in both as well), I would have smoked both [...]

First off, the bad:
2007 Week 2 Fantasy Football Results
League: Fulford's Heroes
Deep Fried Turkey defeats Hiphopopotamuses, 114.30 to 106.40.
*sigh* Jemaine's luck runs out in the second week. I forgot to start Randy Moss who would have netted me another 15 points and secured a win. Them's the breaks, I guess.
Next, the good:
League: RSGFFCL
Rhymenocerouses defeat [...]