A Small Piece Of Advice
Avoid pan-frying bacon while wearing flip-flops.
Duuuuuude, Spam?
So, spammers, what's the deal with trying to spam my blog with "head shop" junk? Bongs, pipes, etc.? E.D. drugs and grass seed too good for you?
Y'all have problems. Seriously.
A Random Act Of Factiness
I am apparently genetically predisposed towards an inability to spell "caricature" without the aid and comfort of a nearby dictionary. My mind practically screams "There's got to be an 'H' in there somewhere!"
Bonus Orthogonal Observation:
I am unsure as to why comment spammers suddenly think including the word "urine" in their attempts to make it [...]
Dear Abby…
A brief question, dear readers:
What, precisely, is the proper workplace restroom response to a coworker who, by all appearances, is talking to his toilet bowl, other than fleeing the scene at top speed?
Follow-up question:
What is the proper response when encountering said coworker in the hallway later in the day? (Note that he [...]
Pawns On A Roller Coaster
ChessCoaster: Like Snakes on a Plane, only far, far geekier.
Brilliant. Just brilliant.
