Zombie George Washington Demands BRAAAAANES, Warns Against Foreign Entanglements

Have y'all seen the new Presidential $1 coins the U.S. Mint is set to release? Here are the first 4:

The wisdom of minting $1 coins when the population of the U.S. has shown, time-and-again, their resistance to such coinage aside, I've got to say: that's the dirt poorest attempt at capturing our first 4 [...]