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Guten Abend, meine Damen und Herren. Welcome to "Doug's Brauhaus von Linkenarbeitsgemeinschaftigenluftenwarnungsteinen". Tonight we are featuring a sumptuous feast of the finest in hand-picked links, personally selected by the owner. Please won't you consider the menu?
First off, we have two exquisite examples of technological cluelessness, the first of which, "Shut Up I [...]