…To The Dump, To The Dump, To The Dump Dump DUMP!

That's right, folks, it's time for another browser-clearing session 'round these parts, so strap in and enjoy.
What's worse than finding out that a former classmate was published in Linux Journal? Finding out that he works for Google and races BMWs on the weekends, of course. Hi, Laz!
The world's oldest profession? Not recession proof. [...]

Advice For The Ages

"Don't talk back to Darth Vader, he'll getcha."
This one's been making the blogospheric rounds and thus, who am I to stomp on a meme? Enjoy Star Wars as interpreted by a 3 year old:

Heh.

Who Says Dark Lords Of The Sith Don't Have A Sense Of Humor?

Darth Vader, practical joker:

Heh.

Videos Out The Yin-Yang

My in-laws have been in town for about the past week, so I've been a bit limited in terms of how much time I can get on the ol' Lappy 486, and for this, I apologize. What follows is a compendium of the weird, wild and entertaining free videos I've stumbled across these last [...]

WARNING: Do Not Attempt With Actual Spouse

Spousal torment is never funny, particularly that of the extremely geeky variety.
I repeat, that is not funny.