Anthology Of "Meh, Could Be Interesting"

[Yes, the post's title is an invocation of a certain Futurama episode. -ed.]
Presenting, with very little fanfare, a collection of (mildly) amusing links, etc. collected lo these many days.
The USS Robert A. Heinlein? Too cool for school.
Every friggin' Transformer, like, ever sold on eBay for a cool $1 million. Fark Photoshoppers envision [...]

Defusing A Potential Scandal With Humor

Rush Limbaugh was apparently "busted" re-entering the country carrying Viagra sans-prescription. He opened his show today with two quips (and here I'm paraphrasing):
"What I want to know is: how did Bob Dole's luggage get on my airplane?"
"My doctor must have misheard me. What I said was 'I am concerned about the upcoming election.'"
Of [...]