Attention, Kellogg's: Do NOT Hire Sean Gleeson
Dear Kellogg's Management,
As tempting as it may be, I would ask that you actively reconsider any pending hiring decisions for the position of "taste consultant" or "flavor engineer" involving one Sean Gleeson, as the damage to your corporate image could well be irreparable.
As evidence for my request, I offer his recent articles Rejected Pop-Tart [...]
