Too Much Time On Their Hands, Oh Yah!

Fargo, reduced to its bare essentials:

Heh.

Don't Call It A Condiment

…Cause I'm only playing catch-up.
See, because it's a homonym with… Bah, never mind. On with the Friday Link Dump!
Hollywood is definitely out to retroactively destroy my childhood. How else can one explain their insistence on changing G.I. Joe from hard-charging defenders of America into a namby-pamby "international" strike force under the auspices of [...]

Your Daily Dose Of W00t!

Can it be true? Can Peter Jackson really be set to direct The Hobbit after all?
Victor Borge + piano = teh funny:

Flight of the Conchords: A Texas Odyssey.
Must all Christian-themed videogames suck forevermore? I'd really like a game with positive messages and engaging, non-craptastic gameplay, but apparently that's too much to ask.

Anthology Of "Meh, Could Be Interesting"

[Yes, the post's title is an invocation of a certain Futurama episode. -ed.]
Presenting, with very little fanfare, a collection of (mildly) amusing links, etc. collected lo these many days.
The USS Robert A. Heinlein? Too cool for school.
Every friggin' Transformer, like, ever sold on eBay for a cool $1 million. Fark Photoshoppers envision [...]

Could Be Good, Could Be Bad

Steve Martin as Peter Sellers? Never bought it and the Pink Panther ended up being the walking travesty that it was. Steve Carrell as Maxwell Smart, though?
Oh, yes please.

Nice to see The Rock's getting work again, too.

J.K., You Devious Fiend!

On this, the day of the latest Harry Potter film's release, I stumbled across Cracked.com' Top 6 Reasons Harry Potter Isn't For Kids.
For instance, from Reason #3, "Welcome to the Wonderful World of White Supremacy":

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Rowling, on the other hand, takes the Law & Order approach, lifting the most evil things she could find in history [...]

"Terrified" Neatly Sums Up My Feelings On The Matter

King Leonidas + Techno Remix = Teh Horror!

Egads.
UPDATE:
But does it surpass the sheer terror of Disco Dancing Japanese Storm Trooper Man?