An Act You’re Unlikely To See On Stage Any Time Soon, But Probably Should

The theme to Super Mario Brothers, as played on bottles via R/C car:

Hooo buddy.

Good Idea/Bad Idea

Good idea: Defending your intellectual property via every means necessary.
Bad idea: Defending your intellectual property via every means necessary by threatening to sue a competitor whose president is a former lawyer and who has the law on their side.
Good idea: Reading Dave Barry’s Tax Day column.
Bad idea: Reading Dave Barry’s Tax [...]