This Week On "The Pain Channel"

Saturday Night Live puts in for the "Monty Python Lampooning Astin Kutcher's 'Punked!' Award of the Year" with "People Getting Punched Right Before Eating":

No trout were harmed in the filming of this digital short, at least I don't think any were…

Congress Is Being Run Like A Mismanaged Hedge Fund. (That Was For You White People…)

Whoa. Did I miss something? When did Saturday Night Live become funny again?
First, they wowed me with the "Chronic WHAT? cles of Narnia", and now they've absolutely blown the lid off of Democratic racial demagoguery. The Political Teen has the video.
And remember that, if New Orleans is a box of crayons, [...]

Trebek, You're A Genius!

The Sun Online has helpfully compiled a list of website URLs that could benefit from a Sean Connery consulting session.
"I'll take 'The Rapist Finder' for $400, Trebek!"
"What is this 'Power Genitalia', Trebek? I don't trust you any more - that 'Anal Bum Cover' you tried to sell me was crap!"
*chuckle*