Literal Barrage

…Cause I'm only playing catch-up.
See, because it's a homonym with… Bah, never mind. On with the Friday Link Dump!
Hollywood is definitely out to retroactively destroy my childhood. How else can one explain their insistence on changing G.I. Joe from hard-charging defenders of America into a namby-pamby "international" strike force under the auspices of [...]

…Is: The correct answer is not, as one might think, the right (ethically, morally, etc.) one, but instead the one that will end up costing the Company the least amount of money in court proceedings.
Keeping this rule and its close cousins ("When in doubt, the snitchy answer is best" and "Reprisals aren't real and, besides, [...]

Work still continues to be insane, so I've had no time for blogging on breaks.
While you look for meaningful content elsewhere, why not see what George Bush views as the #1 threat to America: zombies.

…Or is the #1 threat Guillermo? (Salty late night Kimmel language warning)

A brief question, dear readers:
What, precisely, is the proper workplace restroom response to a coworker who, by all appearances, is talking to his toilet bowl, other than fleeing the scene at top speed?
Follow-up question:
What is the proper response when encountering said coworker in the hallway later in the day? (Note that he [...]

I've been very busy here at WWDC these past two days and thus haven't really had time to post much.
Classes have been interesting and mostly useful. I got a chance to go out and see Ocean's 13 the other night. My one sentence review: sappy, sentimental, a bit contrived, not much suspense, worse [...]

I'm sitting in PHL waiting for my flight to arrive and ferry me off to Apple's WWDC '07 and must admit to a good deal of excitement. Not only am I going to get to attend my first Stevenote (one that should include iPhone and Leopard info aplenty) but, as Matt Mullenweg mentioned, I'll [...]

I'm sitting here at work at ~9pm EDT waiting for several servers to finish their upgrade processes and realized that I had quelle shock! horreur! forgotten to post, so busy was I all the livelong day. Consider this my penance: Fred! Thompson's site is live and living large — it reportedly brought in [...]