There Oughtta Be A Law

Sweet creepin’ zombie Abe Lincoln on a flaming pogo stick! The owners/station manager/program director of B-“We Play Crap All Day, Every Day”-101 ought to be dragged out into the street and beaten within an inch of their lives with patent leather shoes. It’s not even Thanksgiving yet and they’re playing Bing Crosby’s rendition of “White Christmas”. Do they want to steal the joy of the season a month and a half in advance?
It should be illegal to play anything even remotely “Christmas-y” until at least the day after Thanksgiving.