Penny Arcade Slays Me

I know that the PA guys can be alternately crass, profane, sacrilegious and scathing and sometimes all four simultaneously, none of which generally interfere with their strips being genuinely funny. However, every once in a while, they come up with a piece of comedic genius.
Today’s strip on the possibilities offered by Splinter Cell: Golf Edition was just such a strip. Had me rolling in the aisles, as it were.
Go forth and read.