There’s Not A Day That Goes By That I Don’t Regret Turning Off DirecTV

I mean, who wouldn’t want to watch Britney FederlineSpears give birth on live TV?
Euughh.

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We here at Literal Barrage aim to please. We are sorry that our services are not up to your standards.
Please be advised that your complaint will be addressed at our next stockholders’ meeting. We truly do care about you, the blog consumer.
But honestly, we are simply trying to provide you with a warning service, similar to the National Tornado Warning System. We are looking to spare you the horror of having to witness such an appalling act of media prostitution.