Helpful Campaign Advice

Senator Kerry:
Some words of advice.


Woody!

Fire.

Ooof!

Your.

Cooonaaann Ooooobriiiaaaaannnnn!

Handlers.

Awwww!

NOW.

Blue 32! Blue, 32! Hut, hut!

(If not sooner…)

As always, click the pics for full-size versions.
UPDATE:
Further advice:
Football Fans for Truth and I would like to advise you to


Get it off me! Get it off me!

Stay.

Hell-ooooo!

Away.

I lost my contact! Don't move!

From.

You put your left foot in, you put your left foot out...

Footballs.
Oh, and firepoles too.

Jeeves, you moron, get down here! I demanded Evian, not this domestic swill!

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him so badly in his campaign. It’s the lingual equivalent of the visual cringe one gets from seeing him with a football, or soccer ball . Second, there’s the nausea-inducing request for firsthand stories about the hardships our troops and veterans experience. Sisyphean Musings thinks that

Next post have a bunch of clips of Kerry smiling and make it for an ExLax commercial, I swear he looks constipated when he “attempts” to smile.

Mostly Just For Fun
I think it’s probably un-American in some way to not make jokes about presidential candidates. Then I think that it’s cruel to make fun of people. Then I say… oh what the hell. When you’ve got this many opportunities practically dumped in your lap…