While we already knew that Laura Bush worships the Dark Lord of Rock, new photographic evidence has come to light proving that it isn’t merely the First Lady that’s been infected with this plague.
Apparently, Barbara Jenna has been known to get down occassionally:
Even the President himself has been affected:
In all seriousness, though, Bush ought to be careful where he flashes the Longhorns sign, as apparently Norwegians actually now think he worships the Devil.
Heh.
UPDATE:
Jenna == blonde, Barbara == brunette. Whoops. Corrected.
[…] noted Satanists apparently include Laura, Jenna and George, all three of whom are known to swear fealty to the Dark Lord via carefully-coded hand signals, or […]