Three Years — THREE. YEARS. MAN.
Three years ago, my wife and I welcomed young Master William into this world.
In three short years, he’s gone from this:
To this:
Where has the time gone? My little baby is growing up.
Happy birthday, son. I love you.
…And In Another 32.5 Years, The Feds Will Let Me Retire!
I turned 30 this weekend, a fact that has prompted my wife to note that I am now able to be classified as Officially Old. I’ve already received my solicitation from the AARP, so in order to complete my bid for old coot status, I need to acquire:
A house with a lawn to yell [...]
I’m Too Young To Feel This Old
I turned the ripe old age of 29 today, meaning that in a little less than 366 days, I will officially be 30, a fact that makes me Officially Old, the import of which my blushing bride has reminded me of several times throughout the course of the day.
That’s not what makes me feel the [...]
You Get The Good With The Bad
Lest I leave you with the wrong impression, Will spends 99.9% of his time not being a poo-flinging imp. He’s the sweetest, most cuddly and wonderful little 1-year-old that I’ve ever had the pleasure of knowing. And, he’s cute, to boot (must get it from his mother…).
He is so well-behaved most of the [...]
A Very Merry Un-Birthday, To Me? To Me!
Well, it’s time to celebrate your birthday, it happens every year
We’ll eat a lot of broccoli and drink a lot of beer
You should be good and happy that there’s something you can eat
A million people every day are starving in the street
Your daddy’s in the gutter with the wretched and the poor
Your mama’s in the [...]
