My Fellow Children Of The '80s Probably Ought To Look Away

…The childhood good memories contact high that you get off this Sesame Street video may well render you inoperable for the rest of the day:

You have been warned.

Whopping, Hearty Congratulations Are In Order

My best buddy Brad and his wife just gave birth to their first child, Kate Emerson, yesterday evening. Momma and baby are doing well by all accounts. I have no firsthand accounts of Brad's behavior, but I'm willing to bet he's tickled pink.

Drop by and leave him your compliments.

An Act You're Unlikely To See On Stage Any Time Soon, But Probably Should

The theme to Super Mario Brothers, as played on bottles via R/C car:

Hooo buddy.

The TRUE Candidate Of Change

Clinton, Obama and McCain are all wusses when it compared with the genuine candidate of change, nay, of revolution!

If causing massive earthquakes via thermonuclear devices is wrong, then I don't want to be right. Yes we shall!

(Via IMAO.)

Just Call Me MacGyver: Systems Administrator

I'm working a bit late today as I had to schedule some downtime for a critical piece of hardware that needed to be powered down, lightly disassembled, have a part replaced and then powered back up. As I unscrewed the part to be replaced, I thought to myself "Boy, it'd sure stink if I dropped this case screw down into the bottom of the case, what with this rack-mounted system being without true rails and all and thus really hard to get into." Bet you can guess what happened next.

Cursing my luck, I sprinted back to my desk, grabbed my flashlight and the closest thing to a mirror I had on hand — a Dell system recovery CD. Back to the rack I went and, using the CD as an adjunct periscope, I located and managed to fish out the screw, no fuss, no muss.

I'm so proud of me.

Comedy Central & Carlos Mencia: A Bit-Stealing Match Made In Heaven

So, Comedy Central, not content with letting one of your stars steal other people's bits, eh? Wanted a piece of that action too, didja?

Prior art, and all that.

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