As If I Needed Any Further Reasons To Avoid Jersey Whenever Possible
Were it not for the fact that I work in New Jersey and have many friends there, I would stay as far away as possible, particularly in light of the recent revelations that
NJ State Police are a bunch of whiny, self-satisfied punks with their tails in a twist over criticism they've taken after crashing Gov. [...]
Marxist Turbines: The New Jersey Toll Roads And You!
I'm actually surprised nobrainer hasn't commented on this story as of yet — seems like it'd be right up his alley.
Anyways, here goes: some moron idiot charlatan high school dropout enterprising inventor has proposed placing wind turbines along New Jersey highways in order to "harvest" the "wind energy" generated by traffic and funnel [...]
New York City Walkers: Too Dumb To Cross The Street
…Or so a certain New York state senator apparently believes, as NYC residents apparently can't be trusted to cross the street while listening to an iPod without getting all squishified ala the Frogger cabinet in that one Seinfeld episode. Sounds like a real case of the stupid leading the stupid, if you ask me. [...]
Stupidity Loses In New Jersey To The Delight Of Netizens
If you've payed careful attention to the news in recent days, you probably have seen reports of proposed legislation in New Jersey that would prohibit anonymous online posts in order to impose "civility" on the Web. If service providers refused to compel legal names and contact information from their posters and commenters, they could [...]
Top Ten Rejected New Jersey Slogans
In local news, New Jersey "Don't Call Me Acting" Governor Dick Codey revealed NJ's new state slogan yesterday: "New Jersey: Come See For Yourself". However, there was little discussion of the entries that weren't selected. We here at Literal Barrage have managed to obtain a list of the top ten rejected slogans, which [...]
