Clever Post Title

Hyperbolic statement of praise! Overt statement requesting readership views video embedded above, delivered in interrogatory format.
(Cite source.)

Dude, Thomas Jefferson Rawwwks!

I love the Internet.

Firelight

It has come to this:

REAL VAMPIRES DON’T SPARKLE. But what do real mummies and monsters do?

Dance, You Magnificent Goof, DANCE!

I offer no explanation, nor do I offer an apology, for I have neither.
(Via EL.)

Swede Wars

Star Wars: Uncut Trailer
“StarWarsUncut.com
Fans from around the world are joining forces to recreate the classic, Star Wars: A New Hope.
The entire movie is split up into 15 second scenes. Claim a scene, film it, and upload it! When it’s all done, it’ll be stitched together so we can watch the magic happen.”
Awesome.

The Goat’s Mustache Is Cameron Diaz

If you’ve not yet started watching “Community”, well, Hulu’s got you covered. Get caught up, chop chop!

In Which I Post A Story Approving Of Something In Wisconsin

Good on ya, Wisconsin.
Yes, I know, as a former Minnesotan, those words were unlikely to escape my lips, but just look at “Crash for Clunkers”:

Total. Utter. Nerdery.

Star Trek + Monty Python’s “Knights of the Round Table”:

It don’t come no nerdier.
(Via Blogfather Reynolds.)

A Banana Dongle Mum Port

I don’t think I’ve laughed this hard in quite a while. Via @thatwhichmatter, we have a bit of linguistic humor for the ages.
First, take a look at the original map of the London Tube system. (Go ahead, click it):

Now, take a look at what a simple anagramming will do to a map:

That’s right: it went [...]

Flight Of The Conchords, “Hurt Feelings”

If you dis a rapper, does he not bleed?
WARNING: HERE THERE BE SALTY LANGUAGE.

Yet another song brought to my attention by KEXP.