You knew it was coming

After the brouhaha in San Francisco re: gay marriage certificates, it’s easy to despair at the state of our country’s courts and law enforcement (*cough* CA Atty. Gen. *cough*), but at least some people are laughing at the potential Scriptural ramifications.
I particularly enjoyed the commenter “kath”‘s take on Mark 10:7:

Mark 10:7 For this reason a party of the first part shall leave his (father/mother) and (father/mother) and be joined to the party of the second part, and the two shall become one applicant.’ So they are no longer two but one legal arrangement under the law.