You knew it was coming

After the brouhaha in San Francisco re: gay marriage certificates, it’s easy to despair at the state of our country’s courts and law enforcement (*cough* CA Atty. Gen. *cough*), but at least some people are laughing at the potential Scriptural ramifications.
I particularly enjoyed the commenter “kath”‘s take on Mark 10:7:

Mark 10:7 For this reason a party of the first part shall leave his (father/mother) and (father/mother) and be joined to the party of the second part, and the two shall become one applicant.’ So they are no longer two but one legal arrangement under the law.

Heh.