Frank J. vs. The Limey

If you haven’t read IMAO recently, the inimitable Frank J. has been having a “lively” e-mail discussion with a Brit, affectionately labeled “The Limey”.
Check Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, and Part 4 of this ongoing saga for a good laugh.
Let’s hope The Limey remains clueless, as I know I look forward to his next anti-Frank missive.