Scrappleface: Pa. Governor Puts Slot Machines in Voting Booths
Our governor, “Fast Eddie” Rendell has an obsession with slot machines as a cure-all for the fiscal woes of the state.
Hey, I’ve got an idea! What if, instead of making Pennsylvania an attractive place for companies to do business and a nice place for doctors to practice their medicine, let’s install slot machines, get the old people hooked, and then do our very best to drive off businesses and doctors with insane regulations, no protections from frivolous lawsuits and a higher tax burden!
It’s Funny Because It Could Be True
