I mean, because I’d hate for for you to drop an F-bomb on an unsuspecting seven year old girl.
I always knew Disney was the nexus of all evil; now I’ve got the proof.
UPDATE: ‘Twas a pirated version of the game. I’ve noted it in a corrective post.
Note To Disney: Hire Qualified QA Staffers, Stat
It was pirate copy with a cracked intro.
Yup. See my correction. I’ll edit this post to note that fact.