(21:51:29) ZaMoose610: did you see Eternal Spotless Sunshine of the Sunshine Spotless Eternal Mind Spotless?
(21:52:04) Brad : no but I read your review
(21:53:38) ZaMoose610: it were good
(21:53:43) ZaMoose610: you should see it
(21:54:00) ZaMoose610: except it further proves my theory that Jim Carrey is attempting to be the next Robin Williams
(21:54:10) Brad : I will keep my eye open
(21:54:28) ZaMoose610: what happened to your other eye?
(21:54:31) Brad : yeah Carrey is trying some career morph
(21:55:25) ZaMoose610: Wait, I’ve got it
(21:55:58) ZaMoose610: in his next movie he’s going to teach repressed New England prep school boys the meaning of life and how to enjoy it by reciting poetry out of their butts
(21:56:50) Brad : RIGHT! Sounds good write it up ship it out
(21:57:12) ZaMoose610: then he’ll get fired and end up putting on a mask and transforming into Peter Pan and beating Robert Deniro playing a demented mobster who thinks he’s Captain Hook
(21:57:24) ZaMoose610: all of this will actually be a reality show
(21:57:26) Brad : well that makes sense
(21:57:40) ZaMoose610: but Jim Carrey won’t know that he’s actually a disc jockey from Cambodia
(21:57:57) ZaMoose610: and some of this takes place in a movie theater
(21:58:09) Brad : ahh ok this movie is getting good now
(21:58:19) Brad : can he cross dress as an older lady at some point!
(21:58:23) ZaMoose610: hmmmm
(21:58:26) ZaMoose610: maybe
(21:59:06) ZaMoose610: I’m thinking of having him inherit a toy factory from his father who was a clown that brightened the lives of sick coma patients
(21:59:20) Brad : excellent
(21:59:42) ZaMoose610: [Guiness voice]
Brilliant!
[/Guiness voice]
(21:59:50) Brad : heh
(22:00:48) ZaMoose610: It’ll be extra funny when Carrey sings "Blame Canada" at the Oscars, because, you know, he’s from Canada
(22:01:02) Brad : riiight
(22:01:10) ZaMoose610: crack and Andy Kaufman need to fit in somewhere too
(22:01:16) ZaMoose610: now I’m all mixed up
(22:01:40) ZaMoose610: maybe we should just put Carrey and Williams in front of a camera and see what ends up happening
(22:02:12) ZaMoose610: I’m totally posting this transcript on my blog
(22:02:18) ZaMoose610: totally, dude
(22:02:30) Brad : HAHAH
(22:02:59) ZaMoose610: I just need to figure out how to get people to pay me to write
(22:03:05) Brad : hmmm
(22:03:08) ZaMoose610: I’ll quit my day job and become the next Dave Barry
(22:03:11) ZaMoose610: only less funny
(22:03:15) ZaMoose610: that’s the hard part
(22:03:16) Brad : sounds like a plan
(22:03:37) Brad : combine mcmanus humor with barry humor and you are on your way
(22:04:01) ZaMoose610: Arp Arp Arp (which would make an excellent name for a band, by the way)
(22:04:04) ZaMoose610: see, I can do it!
(22:04:11) Brad : LOL
(22:04:20) ZaMoose610: I’ve just got to work one-leggers, killer bikes and boogers in somehow
Adventures In Instant Messaging Improv
