Have you found yourself wondering why there was so little resistance from the ethnic Russians to the Ukrainian elections? It appears that they were too drunk to participate in any Orange Beatdowns, courtesy of the CIA and MI6.
Good job, boys.
This Practically Defines A Good Use Of “Company” Funds
Sounds like the old sailing club strategy. Throw a huge party the night before the regatta and hope that your opponents end up with a bigger hangover in the morning.