Greg Gutfeld offered a few jokes for you Lefties out there today. Here’s a sampling:
Why did the Republican cross the road?
To get away from a black person.
Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: Because the Republican was chewing it at the time he was crossing the road to get away from the black person.
Q:How many conservatives does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Five. One to screw it in, and four to hate gay people.
What do you get when you cross a Republican with a Christian?
I don’t know, but you better keep it away from your uterus.
Heh. Gutfeld has been on fire over at the Huffington Post, eviscerating other posters with aplomb.
Note for the irony-impaired: The above is not supposed to be funny. Gutfeld is taking aim at the generally humo[u]rless fashion in which Leftists have begun to view the world, where there’s a Rove behind every shrubbery and a Neocon in every dark corner.
